Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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