My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
