Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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