she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
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you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
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i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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