their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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