We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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