What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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