Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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