Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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