dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
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P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
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I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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