Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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