This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Randomize
