Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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