Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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