Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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