Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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