fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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