At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Randomize
