Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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