I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
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Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
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If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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