I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
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Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
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They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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