thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
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Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
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Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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