He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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