Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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