no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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