I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
My ass is underappreciated
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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