There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
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There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
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Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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