bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
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She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
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You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
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