I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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