They have a pepper shaker for pot.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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