is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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