i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
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Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
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Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Never underestimate the power of titties
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