dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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