two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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