we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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