its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
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Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
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Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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