my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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