i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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