Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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