Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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