Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
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I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
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What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
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