He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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