perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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