Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
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The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
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i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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