if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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