Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
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In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
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Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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