Sponge bath it is.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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