Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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