so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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