Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
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did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
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I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
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