those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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