Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
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and next time when you feel me up, do it right
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
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All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
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