I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed