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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.

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  you're right.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned

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• (239): View more from Florida

  allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.

  (804): View more from Virginia

  It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors

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• (253): View more from Washington

  I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year

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• (315): View more from New York

  Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!

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• (858): View more from California

  someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour

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• (903): View more from Texas

  Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.

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