my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
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I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
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Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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