what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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