are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
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Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
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We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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